Thursday, May 31, 2007

Fuck the Poor, Grab your Oil, and Follow Me...


In the ; Matthew, Mark, and Luke relate a story of telling a rich man to sell everything he has and give to the poor (Mark 10:21, Luke 18:22, Matthew 19:21).

But in John 12:3-8, pours expensive ointment on and, when one of the disciples asks why he wouldn't rather sell the ointment and give the money to the poor, says, "For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always."

love to hail Jesus as selfless and giving. This story brings new meaning to the phrase, "What would Jesus do?"

P.S. I threw in the "Follow Me" line just for kicks...

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8 comments:

MothandRust said...

Original and funny. Well done, again.

I can't imagine the bigwig American evangelists selling all they have.

Brucker said...

I asked you over at "Dwindling in Unbelief" (but of course I'm sure you don't get told when someone comments there) if you minded if I linked to you from my blog (this one) Your content is similar to Steve Wells' but funnier, and actually I just like comics in general.

DocMike said...

Yes, link away!

Spread The Word, Brother!

--DocMike

Brucker said...

I hope you like my take...

rmacapobre said...

> grab your oils and follow me ..

this made my day .. thanks! ...

Daisy said...

Love it!

Bert said...

Very funny :)

goodnews said...

LOL